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enter the Secret Attic Short Story Competition!
Each month you can submit an entry that will be passed
onto our judges who will pick the best and award a winner. During some
months the subject matter will be a 'free for all', where you can write
anything you like, other months will have a specific theme.
Previous Competition
Winners
February 2005 David Willshaw
April 2005 Christine
Sutton
May
2005 George L Darley
July
2005 Robyn O'Hara
August
2005 Richard Adamski
September 2005
Hannah Southgate
October
2005 Heather Parker
December
2005 Feathers by Bob Lakin
January
2006 RD Larson
February
2006 Debra Spiller
March
2006 Nethi Sette
April
2006
Joe Louis
May
2006 Kim Montgomery
Love
of Literature by Raymond Hopkins, Kronoby, Finland
Missing by Debra Spiller, Kent, UK
Diary of a Ghost by Suzanne Ralphson, Leicester, UK
Shreds of Love by Irene Edwards, Angus, UK
Lip Service by Will Orr-Ewing, London, UK
Red by Gary Campbell, Mount Gambier, Australia
Leaving The City In Ruins. by Trevor Nicholl, Manchester, UK
One For The Watercooler by Simon Maltz, London, UK
My Own Personal Time Machine by David Darlington, Guernsey, Channel
Islands, UK
Have you ever wondered what it would be like to go back in time? You
know, go back in time and change something in the past. Something that
you’ve always regretted doing, or not doing. Something someone
else has done that you want to change. Something that, should you change
it, would make your life in the present day a lot better. I bet you
have, at one point.
You see, we all have things in our past that we would like to change.
Some people, given the chance, would go back and kill Hitler, or Saddam
Hussein. You know, men that have killed many innocent victims and probably
deserve to die. Killing them early on in their lives would prevent
at least three wars, wouldn’t it? And those are only the ones
I’m aware of.
Others might go back and place bets on horse races they know the results
to, or get the winning lottery numbers for three months on the bounce.
Some would save a loved one’s life, or prevent someone from doing
something that has catastrophic results. Certain people may even go
back and simply observe times gone by; see what the dinosaurs were
like, go to a Jimi Hendrix gig, see if the sixties really were the
best years to live in.
Sure, everyone has thought about it at one point. The reason I’m
saying this is because I have wanted to go back in time and change
one thing, ever since I was twenty two years old. It’s a thing
that has haunted me for the last eight years. A thing so bad that I
can't stop thinking about it, and have had to quit my job and move
away from my home.
I was born in Guernsey, in the Channel Islands. You’ve probably
never heard of the place, but it’s not important to the story.
So yer, I was born in 1977, thirty years ago. I did well at school,
went to college and then University, in Durham. Those were some well
good times. I was there for four years and got myself a Bachelor of
Science, before joining a reputable offshore Channel Island bank.
The first few years of work were excellent, and my pay had exceeded
my expectations. Finding work was a breeze by the way, because of how
well I’d done academically. I took a role as a senior fund administrator,
which soon developed into a supervisory role. I was lucky, and loving
it.
I met Claire, the love of my life, at work. She was upstairs, in trust
administration, and we started knocking around together within my first
few months. She was beautiful; long brown hair, blue eyes, as tall
as me (which incidentally is only five foot eight) and shared a love
of most things that I did. We were perfect for each other, and we spent
three years of blissful happiness together. I asked her to marry me
and she said yes. Life was sweet.
Then it went despairingly wrong.
You see, like I said, we all have things that we regret, and if we
had a time machine, we’d go back and make them right again. Now,
mine wouldn’t be going back and killing Adolf or Saddam, or even
taking all the winning lotto numbers back and winning millions of pounds.
No, I’d go back to the night that I slept with my boss from work
and got her pregnant.
Mandy Townsend was forty seven years old at the time. She had curly
teeth, an ever expanding waistline and a savage perm that made her
look like an uglier version of Deirdre Barlow from Coronation Street.
I reckon she must’ve only ever got men into bed by getting them
drunk. That’s the way she got me.
It was the Christmas ball, the year was 1999, and I went unaccompanied.
Claire was out of town on business, and whilst away she was looking
at wedding dresses. We were due to be married in March 2000. Anyway,
I went alone, and sat at a table with the rest of our department. I
drew the short straw and was positioned next to “Randy” Mandy.
‘
Mikey, I see you’re sitting next to the queen of the table?’ she
said, before spewing out a horse like bray that was masquerading as
laughter.
‘
Looks that way Mandy,’ I said through clenched teeth.
‘
Glass of wine my dear?’ she asked, pouring me one anyway. I’d
decided beforehand not to get pissed but, after seeing who I was sat
next to, changed my mind. I nailed a whole bottle of house wine on
my own, four Jameson’s’ and ginger ale, and nine pints
of lager. I was trolleyed by nine o’clock.
A few colleagues have told me since that I was dancing to S Club Seven
by ten o’clock, being sick by half ten and by eleven, Mandy had
gotten hold of me and was moving me around the dance floor. I was apparently
leaning on her, using her as a stand to keep me from falling to the
floor. Then I started tongue kissing her, in front of all of my (and
Claire’s) colleagues. Tony Collins (from my department) told
me everything the week after. I was devastated. He even had video footage
taken on his camcorder. I never watched it though.
No one saw me after midnight, which was a blessing. I can’t remember
anything until the next day, when I woke up to find Mandy lying next
to me, naked as the day she was born, fast asleep, snoring. There was
a set of false teeth in a jar by the bed, and a permed wig on the floor,
surrounded by my clothes. A used condom was stuck to my pillow. The
room stank of stale cigarettes.
‘
What the hell?’ I whispered, to no one at all. I didn't have
a clue where I was, but suddenly had an overwhelming urge to get out
of the room, fast. I slid quietly out of the bed and pulled my boxer
shorts down off the lamp shade. There was a towelling robe on the floor
with the name of the hotel embedded into the breast. I knew where I
was, the same place we’d had the ball. That was a start.
‘
Mikey?’ Mandy asked, and I froze. The room was very dimly lit,
the time being six in the morning, but she was still able to see me. ‘Where
you going?’
‘
What? I’m going home, Mandy, that’s where I’m going.’
‘
Oh, I see,’ she said, wiping sleep out of her eyes with one hand
and reaching for her teeth with the other. ‘You got what you
wanted and now you’re running off. Bye then.’
‘
You took advantage of me Mandy,’ I said, gathering my tuxedo,
shoes, socks, and any other bits that were strewn around the room. ‘I
was drunk. You’ve ruined everything.’
‘
Calm down Mikey, just calm down. I’m not gonna tell anyone.’
‘
Really?’
‘
Sure. I don’t want them knowing about us. Jesus, just piss off.’
I ran home as fast as I could, burned my tuxedo and spent three hours
in the shower. Claire came home that evening and I greeted her naturally.
Maybe she wouldn’t find out, I thought. I was terribly wrong.
‘
Mikey, we need to talk,’ she said to me at work the following
Monday, and I knew what it was about. I explained it all to her, told
her I had only kissed Mandy, and nothing else. She was upset, slapped
me, cried, slapped me again, and then said she forgave me. It took
a week, but we were kind of back to normal. After Christmas and New
Year the whole Mandy incident was temporarily forgotten.
As February started I was back to enjoying my life. I was due to get
married in just over a month, and Claire was happy again. Then Tony
came up to me.
‘
Sorry to hear about what’s happened mate,’ he said earnestly,
patting me on the back.
‘
What?’ I really had no idea what he was banging on about.
‘
Mandy. Being pregnant. Surely you know?’
‘
What?’
‘
Oh shit, sorry mate.’ He made a fast exit, and I headed for Mandy’s
office. She confirmed what he’d said, and also added that Claire
knew. I went looking for her and never found her. She flew back to
England that night, before I even had a chance to explain. But what
would I have said? Exactly. I’ve never spoken to her since.
So, if I had my own personal time machine, I’d go back and not
go to the Christmas Ball in 1999. Simple. That would make my life a
HELL of a lot easier. I wouldn’t be stuck in England, afraid
of going home, for one thing. And I would be married to the only girl
I ever loved.
Last I heard of Claire she was married to Tony (from work) and they
have two kids, a boy and a girl. Fair enough.
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